This week’s word: Lighter
Now, what could this be all about? Have the food science boffins at Pizza Express invented a remarkable new lighter kind of dough that somehow has fewer calories yet retains the same delicious taste? Not exactly. Instead they have hit on the idea of cutting a big hole out of the middle of your pizza, then camouflaging it on your plate by brushing some salad leaves over it so you don’t see what’s missing. It reminds me a lot of a jungle man-trap in a Tarzan movie. Your knife and fork mysteriously disapper into the vegetation and when you rake around for some solid ground, there’s nothing there.
So yes, it’s lighter - literally. Well done Pizza Express!
For a moment I wondered what happened to the bit they cut away. But Pizza Express has also recently introduced a children’s menu, featuring a small, round, pizza. Genius…
The English language is evolving all the time.
Listening to the radio this morning and a man was praising something, but instead of saying “I can’t fault it”, he came out with “I can’t fault it enough”.
He was trying just a bit too hard to get his point over, and ended up saying the opposite.
This happens all the time in advertising. It’s easy to convey exactly the opposite of what you set out to do. And I don’t mean the restaurant sign that says “If you think our waiters are rude, you should see the manager.”
I’m talking about ads that set out, for instance, to portray a negative image, then try and say ‘our product avoids this happening’. There was a TV ad some time ago that showed a mangled car and the family that survived the crash. What do we take away from the ad? The make of car shown crashes. And look how mangled it gets. That family was lucky.’
You can’t fault the intent behind the ad. But the execution? You can’t fault it enough.













